i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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