why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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