whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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