Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Will you blow on my dice?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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