last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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