got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Randomize
