Small penises have feelings too.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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