So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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