Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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