I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
There r osticjed everywhere
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
wow bdsm is so cute
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