saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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