They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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