the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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