Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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