i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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