so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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