Having a random hookup so left but love u
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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