I heard we made out
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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