She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
