Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
This is the high leading the old right now
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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