She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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