I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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