why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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