I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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