okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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