Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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