They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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