I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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