Don't you send me to vm
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
