the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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