Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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