Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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