meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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