Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
send nudes
from the living room?
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