We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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