yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I can't turn off my feet"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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