Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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