i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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