Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I still have a little drunk in my system
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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