Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I party with great urgency now.
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