That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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