K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
honey bunches of taint.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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