Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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