That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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