Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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