My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize