you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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