So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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