Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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