I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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