Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
